|Theme from Jaws.|
|Tessa must really love you because I think you need breath mints.|
Also - that swift head turn gave me whiplash.
|When I sleep with a woman, I don't play.|
|The classics never go out of style.|
|"Jesus Christ he fake bit my face."|
|I'd be lucky if Scott Moir even remembers my name after he goes home.|
|I'm not frigid. I'm focused.|
Oh God, oh God, will my girl parts ever work!?
|"I love my dog!"|
"I love your dog!"
"Let's make a lot of space between us for the dog!"
|I got nothin.|
Casssandra: Show business even more exciting than I dreamed it would be!
|It almost looks like I'm limply hand-jobbing a tiny wang.|
(Not Scott's. His is ENORMOUS.)
|Tessa and her sexless Liz Lemon slipper socks.|
|Tessa and her sexless everything.|
|P-Chiddy is straight but if he wants any poontang Scott says he |
needs to go through Scott.
Oh - rilly?!