That Kaitlyn Weaver's mom makes Andrew and Kaitlyn very special Christmas breakfast tacos on Christmas morning?
That Andrew and Kaitlyn live together and this year put up only a small Christmas tree?
That they spend Christmas day playing "Just Dance" together?
That Kaitlyn and Andrew are best friends?
That Kaitlyn and Andrew are heterosexual?
That Kaitlyn's aunt gives them a Christmas ornament every year?
That Kaitlyn and Andrew do their Christmas shopping together all over the world?
That Kaitlyn loves Andrew's cooking and Kaitlyn is a mean baker?*
That Kaitlyn and Andrew do not have sex with each other?
|Happy Holidays! We wanted you all to know|
we do everything together except fuck!
Did you know?
That Jessica Dube and Bryce Davison
used to be lovers and then were not?
used to have sex with each other then stopped?
banged the gong together but the music died?
knew each other biblically but lost their religion?
were opposites, but that's good says their sports counselor, Dr. Sylvain Guimond, because
Or, as Rowan Atkinson would say:"if they are different, they are better than if they are exactly the same. Because where your strengths are, that's where I have my weaknesses. And where I have strength, that's where you have weakness.**
|Happy Holidays. We stopped fucking|
and won this World medal. Coincidence?
That Scott Moir and Tessa Virtue
love each other in a way that's undeniable?
|We don't have sex!|
that they're heterosexual?
*****Did you know that Paul Poirier