Saturday, January 19, 2013

Class Participation

FYI: Canadians has started and Cassandra Hilborn has bravely changed her facebook profile name back to her full first and last name. As you do when you are struggling to protect your privacy from creeping and obsessive fans of your presumptive boyfriend when he is in the spotlight for one of the biggest competitions of the year. Anybody who went to school with Cass in first grade and would like to find her facebook - now is the time!*

Some thoughts: I don't think Scott and Tessa see Worlds in London as such a wonderful plus. They'll say so, and as far as skating goes, the audience is great, but again they have the friends - the old school friends who appreciate reassurance that their old buddy is still one of them - right there. Expecting to be part of the mix. Scott remains their biggest credential.

It's so convenient that Scott and Jessica, after lasting through that infamous bar fight/hockey venue fight/skating rink fight between Bryce and Scott, through Scott and Tessa winning the Olympics and Bryce and Jessica crashing, through Scott and Tessa winning Worlds and Bryce and Jessica  -and Jessica and Sebastien - sucking, through Tessa's shins and Bryce's knee  - we're talking years of devotion - that Scott and Jessica "split up" the second her skating career ends - the one that takes her to the same competitions as Scott and Tessa, not that Scott didn't just love his periodic trips to Quebec for apple picking and wedding attending, and not that Ilderton isn't always thrilled to receive Jessica.

And what happens but almost immediately Scott acquires a London-based girlfriend who is part of the crowd of his old school friends, just in time for London Worlds. Here is a way all of his old buddies can get right in there and be somebodies. Bust Scott's chops, joke about fans and the burdens of fame, get busy tagging stuff on facebook, feel like Scott may be a big deal, to the outside world but to them he's still just Scotty. And show off their photos of themselves with him to their current set of pals without looking try hard - cause they're helping him. They're involved.

It's not just London, and a London girl - it brings in all the friends who otherwise might want to, you know, hang out with Scott and Tessa both somehow. And of course, it's a way to stockpile eighty gazillion photos with built-in buffers. The families who spent years buffering Scott and Jessica both for real and in photos, the skating teammates who might be slightly over all the crap - are released from their duties.

They always like killing more than one bird with one stone, sham-speaking. This new sham is convenient, photo-wise, because the girl lives in London. It's convenient event-wise because WORLDS is in London and we know Scott and Tessa always like to do it up big, for the home folks. Let them know the public is still "them" and the old crowd is still "us".

And it helps Scott pander to his old buddies, pacify some egos, be one of them - and get business done at the same time (sham). It's efficient. Give the face time to his pals, make then feel like nobody can take their place, but not have to carve out separate time for both shamming or hanging with old school pals.

He can do both at once, and it creates something in common - and you know that's gotta be something of a strain after awhile when they're all sober.

I think fans are secondary to this one. This is to keep his pals feeling important and carves out their role while Scott and Tessa are in London or close to what they advertise as home.

And Scott and Tessa do very much enjoy making a display of martyring themselves, whether for their sport, their fans, or their hometown friends and family.

The gang's all here

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*Still no full length photo of the lovebirds. Seeing how tall Cassandra is in photos without Scott, vis a vis some of the old Medway/Fanshawe crowd, she's abruptly shrunk. A whole lot. So Scott's standing on a box? He's wearing lifts (Scott? Never!)? She's crouching?

livejournal - Way to the Stars

This is a Russian language fan group for Scott and Tessa, so when I visit I have to use a Russian translation tool (and understand that riding and rentals = skating). Maybe the backlash is lost in translation because from reading it since prior to 2010 I know that some of these ladies had their faith in God restored when Scott and Tessa decided on a frankly sexual Carmen expressed with contemporary movement.

Currently, one of the members has posted links to the the two backlash articles. There are 16 comments. The comments immediately and diplomatically ignored the articles and began wishing Scott and Tessa all the best at Canadians and can't wait to seeing them. Down near the bottom somebody mentioned they're not big fans of the connecting moves into the diagonal steps, and another poster shared a link to an icedance.com article.

Fans suck. I hear ya Scott.

http://tessa-and-scott.livejournal.com/

ontd_skating_livejournal

I'm just being thorough. Scott has his fans among the regulars at livejournal's ontd_skating but the prevailing opinion is he's a tool. They'd piss themselves if they thought Tessa were anything like Carmen for real. She'd be the queen of the place. But nobody who was like Carmen would be skating with a pissy little bitch like Moir. The backlash is definitely not from there. But I did check.

Friday, January 18, 2013

ice network.com, icedance.com, tumblr, twitter

Nobody on icenetwork is interested in them. Shouldn't Barb get on that? Womp up some pseudonyms and start clutching pearls?


icedance.com isn't backlashing is because it's more of a resource site where you go to understand ice dance as a sport, visit for informed analysis and intelligent event previews, as well where to read articles and interviews not found anywhere else. And also because ice dance is this web page's focus, and they remember what Scott has forgotten, which is that he and Tessa skated to Hip Hip Chin Chin in 2011, and it was sexy. Ass grabs and side boob stroking and everything.
 


Nobody on twitter cares, although the media is on twitter hyping up our backlash. One person seems to be having a backlash against Scott Moir's backlash bullshit, but that doesn't count:
Tumblr.
Big Carmen fans.

Goldenskate.com

No backlash there, but they do have this thread:
The responses are less than Canadian-centric and even less so Virtue-Moir centric (Underhill & Martini and Kurt Browning are pulling in some votes) - although VM's Latin FD from 2011 got a couple of nods and someone did vote for their Carmen.

If this backlash has managed to breach internet server walls and filter its way to Scott and Tessa's pure, delicate, internet-free ears, it should be a whole lot easier to find. I shouldn't be having to visit every single damn skating site on the web with any type of activity on it and then peel through layers of back discussion to see if it might be there.

Oh well - onward! Maybe tumblr is all upset with them! Or maybe icedance.com or the icenetwork discussion board! It's gotta be on the internets somewhere. Unfiltered.

The facebook girls got nothin

If it's on the web the facebook girls will find it. Photo, article, quote, facebook creeper capture - they will find it. And, they will fight teeth and nail against any real or perceived slight against Tessa and Scott, and if there's Carmen-bashing anywhere, they will take it ON.

They got nothin. Commence classic coping approach - change the subject. Ignore that Scott and Tessa are apparently making shit up again.

I will now wade over to Goldenskate.com and see whattup over there.

For a couple of internet shunners, Scott and Tessa's "filter" is sure picking up backlash from remote corners of the web, unless goldenskate.com is a hotbed of Carmen bashing and VM fans wishing they'd have just skated to Can You Feel the Love Tonight for 2013.

And then I'll push all these internet posts down below the main topic posts.

Oh geez. Fanforum.