Why your hometown columnist sucks
It's unfortunate how a pair of ice dancers as magnificent as Virtue and Moir find themselves surrounded by the tackiest bunch of needy, cheap, intellectual deadbeats this side of www.stupid.com .
Thank God they also have Zoueva, Tracy Wilson, Maria Mountain and a host of others as counterweight to the clowns that occupy directorships at Skate Canada, and now the first person to weigh in on Carmen is that prominent masturbatory dimwit, Rosie DiManno. It's no wonder Skate Canada loves her. Here's her article, not recommended if suffering from Tessa Virtue esque "tummy problems, if you know what I mean". *
Rosie gets off while ruining it for everyone else, which also gets her off
When any "journalist" - or anyone, really, writes about sex like this - like it's been 1972 since they've seen a penis - they reveal more about themselves than whatever it is they're trying to describe. This is Carmen. Carmen is a sexy story. The moves are sexual/sensual but are using the vocabulary of contemporary dance movement. You see more groping on Dancing with the Stars, any music video, and SYTYCD, only difference is, Tessa and Scott's choreography actually has meaning.
*Debbi is the fucking worst.