See, they're not together

Couples walk together in corridors, heading into and out of banquets, and whenever a camera is running. Scott and Tessa aren't a couple, so this happens: 

We're so not a couple we're ignoring each other.

Are Scott and Cynthia a couple, as he was making a conspicuous show of talking to Cynthia in this video snippet?

If by some chance Cynthia's platonic, then why can't Scott walk with his platonic best bud, Tess? Is it that bit where they are desperate for time apart, and if not time, at least feet apart because of all that time they're together at the rink? See - off the ice, they try to be separate!!!*

Or maybe here they're hoping they won't be recognized if they walk apart?

Then there's this:

From "Jessica Dube's" Vancouver Olympics album.

I don't get this. I never understood why the game was played differently by Dube & Davison, who'd acknowledged they'd actually been 'lovers'.  I mean, whoa.

Wouldn't the photo above promote confusion? It looks double datey. Yet not a problem for them to go to banquets together, sit at dinners together even though she's Jessica Dube, Official Girlfriend of Scott Moir.

Tessa and Scott, who have never ever been a couple, let alone lovers, except for that adorable time when they were wee children (I love their stories - they never even kissed - that's why Scott had to dump her lol!) must appear to have each taken out a restraining order. If they are photographed at a banquet, Scott gets up from his fucking chair.

Sometimes things go awry.

Yikes.

Let's fix that.

Tessa learns she's "not on the list" for the bus taking skaters to practice.

No worries, the other skaters pooled a portion of their
appearance fees to get Tessa her own separate bus.

We're sure, right? No Tessa? 'Cause if it's a question of money, I've got it.

No Tessa! :)

Scott even has noise-cancelling headphones to shut out 
possible sound from the Tessa Bus.

I'm looking forward to Ice, Sweat and Tears, a look at competitive figure skating through the eyes of Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir, with the cooperation of Skate Canada. Unique is not a word to be bandied about carelessly but this project is gonna qualify.
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*Tessa, you are such a freak.