As noted here before, Scott and Marina, especially, are
Scott didn't say anything about the "these days" part, but Marina sort of implied there was a point where Tessa wasn't a real woman, and then because of shin surgery and other unspecified dramas she got all these feelings and then she was a woman and was ready for Carmen.
It's not that I'm skeptical, I just think maybe they're being generous and grading on a curve.
What Marina and Scott are implying is that Tessa has had sexual intercourse.
Sexual_Intercourse (wikipedia. Safe for work.)
But I look at what Tessa does to discourage people from believing she's having sexual intercourse with Scott, and I start to wonder if she's a real woman after all.
Tessa believes that if you
- enter a team banquet with your skating partner in celebration of your national championship and earning a berth to the upcoming home Olympics, you're admitting the two of you are having sexual intercourse.
|Tessa enters the Canadians 2009 banquet on the arm |
of Patrick Chan. If she'd entered with Scott
she might as well have banged him right there in the vestibule.
|If forced to enter or exit a banquet at the same time, walk apart. |
Otherwise go ahead and put out a sex tape. The jig is up.
- admit you have their phone number, you may as well leak photos to the tabloids of the two of you two having sexual intercourse.
As mentioned in the post below, Tessa told the Orange team (or green team? The TEB team of card question fans at Bercy) that neither she nor Scott calls in sick to morning practice because they'd be standing up their partner who'd be waiting for them at the rink. Tessa had to put that in because if she didn't, the orange team would realize she had Scott's phone number and the cat would be out of the bag - they'd know she was having sexual intercourse with Scott.
- are seen riding in the same charter bus toting fellow cast members, including your partner, to the rehearsal venue, fans will believe she's joined the five feet high club with Scott.*
- let your skating partner see you in your swimsuit, you're admitting you know each other in the biblical sense. This is why Tessa is welcome at Moir weddings held in the North (Charlie's in London, Leanne's in Ilderton), but banned from destination weddings nearer the equator. All of them, not just Moir weddings. If Scott's there, she can't attend, or we'd all know he's been below her equator.