Jessica Dube Loves Scott Moir

"It's always really fun to see the other skaters at ... team camp."

caSONDra and Rudy Sweiger.
Look who's a skater.

"I knew little Patrick when he was like thirteen.
I take ... some pride in the fact that I yeah you know I
took him out to his first nightclub. I'm like his older
brother."

"I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.
I can come over any time. I can come over at night."

Chan: "Heh heh - I still find this dialogue
such a struggle."

"They suck so bad. They'll be lucky
to finish ahead of Chock/Bates at Sochi."

Somehow, coSONdra's presence at "Team Camp" went unremarked by either Scott or Tessa, but obviously, we're meant to see it.

I can't keep up!!!!

They're too smart for me!

To be continued.