Saturday, February 29, 2020

At least Tessa Now Has a Plus One to Her Husband's Wedding

The lucky guy is the on on the right.
Always of note that when Scott has a fauxmance, we must prove it with smiley huggy, kissy smoochy vacationy social media drops suggesting privacy and alone time. When Tessa has a fauxmance, her entire family of origin (as opposed to her family with Scott) is her bodyguard or there's a visible wingman/wingwoman/wingpeople as above, or it's a public event. Has Tessa ever held hands with a fauxbeau for our viewing edification? Tentpoled her way across the gap between their torsos to gingerly touch lips? Done a social media dump so we can see the evidence?

Why the double standard. Tessa needs to step up.