Saturday, June 29, 2019

It's Tessa Virtue's fault

There's a pinned tweet on twitter asserting that Tessa has broken up Weaver & Poje and Virtue and Moir. Weaver and Poje are stepping away, but obviously it's because

Four World Championships for
the same junior level program, performance
and skating skills.

The Shibutanis have also 'extended their break' from ice dance.

We all know only the wardrobe malfunction prevented Papadakis & Cizeron from being crowned Olympic champions in 2018, however Virtue & Moir may have been baited and lured down the garden path the previous season. The sting had already showed itself.

Still, I can't believe that in exchange for the Davis & White Olympic gold in 2014, with which every skating federation clearly cooperated, ice dance agreed to let Papadakis & Cizeron dominate for 8 years, thus bringing Canada and France into the cartel. That's ridiculous. Maybe they were going to retire after 2018 if they'd won, maybe Olympic gold was part of the scheme and Virtue & Moir were sold a bill of goods to entice them back. Ice dance has no Plan B so here we are. How many teams of any appeal still exist as fodder for P&C's gold medal monopoly at this point?

I don't follow either Virtue or Moir on social media, but I do search their tags and @'s when it's time for a blog post. Their social media makes me uncomfortable, particularly Tessa's. Her deep dive into instagram standard imagery while spouting anodyne inanities and "curated" wisdom just feels out of date, and even more, and as much as it's not my thing to focus on, I wish she'd leave herself alone at this point, take that as you will. I keep waiting for her to switch gears, but it's not happening.