Sunday, May 31, 2020

We're all in this together

Tessa Virtue's social media is just so crappy. Scrub off the pretty face and sweet demeanor and we've got a woman positioning her deceased grandma and COVID19 to market Nivea's anemic oldster care promotional scheme. If Gran were alive, how would Tessa & Co. be helping "Nonee" navigate COVID, wonders our heroine. How about you? Any venerable relatives still kicking? Then why not nominate your elderly loved one at the link in Tessa's bio and they just might receive one of Nivea's 100 care packages it is distributing across all Canada. You read that right  - 100 - throughout all of Canada. Get to nominating. But while you're at it maybe hit the local Rexall's for some hand cream and scented lotion as the odds seem steep. How many seniors does Canada have? 4.8 million. Nivea, take a seat.

The still-not-officially-retired Maia and Alex Shibutani raised 30k for first responder PPE. They go-funded it and kicked in 1k each. So extra. They should have just assembled a hefty marketing contact list compiled from thousands of fan email addresses and demographic particulars, held a raffle, distributed five N95 face masks across Michigan's health care worker population and called it doing their part. Anybody dead in their family work in health care? There are tie ins if you look for them!

I kept backtracking to be sure it wasn't 1,000, surely (still pitiful). 10,000? Nope. 100. For that Tessa pulled this up from the archives.

Stop selling Nonee for cheap Tessa.