Look Daddy has a bf who isn't mommy and mommy has a bf who isn't daddy

Amazing. Tessa can't be photographed off ice with SCOTT, her platonic, professional business partner. Not once on his facebook.  Only once, and shamed into it, on his fan page.

This woman isn''t shy. She's controlling.

Her "bf" with her in a bikini? Bring it on, internet! She's right out there!

This is a married couple with a child taking their spare time to pose for photos of themselves with fake significant others so that a bunch of fans - fans at this point begging to be spared - will find them and know Team Sham isn't bowing down to any fucking blog. Virtue Moir will stop trying to fuck over the fans in THEIR time, not some fucking blog's.

Oh, they're not trying to make people think they're really dating these people. They're self obsessed, but not enough to really care anymore.  This is about the scorecard.