Sunday, February 5, 2012

A Sham Never Rests

http://www.windsorstar.com/entertainment/Little+film+house+that+could/6101464/story.html

Per this article, these independent filmmakers reportedly have, among other projects, a competitive figure skating documentary in the works - Ice, Sweat and Tears - as seen through the eyes of Scott Moir and Tessa Virtue.

ETA - it's for cbc, which has a broadcast contract for SC skating, so it is likely going to have a SC skew. Hell, possibly the Markham outfit, as they are based where Tessa and Scott trained, were commissioned by Skate Canada. P.J. Kwong, when she does her pieces for cbs, sings directly out of the SC playbook. So maybe henceforth it should be documentary like this: "documentary".

There are a lot of small, worthy, relatively obscure filmmakers and this outfit got a whole article. I imagine the reason it did was the Virtue/Moir documentary.

I'm sad about it. But at least the documentary will, it says, be on CBC. They won't be charging the public money for it.

Team VM's brazen willingness to use other people and make them unwittingly complicit in selling crap to the public  - in this case a team of regional filmmakers who can use the promotion - continues to be arrogant as hell. Maybe the documentary should be called: Will to Win - On Ice and Off.

I'm sure there are other apt titles.

P.S. - this part of the article caught my attention:

Its 16-episode series for faithbased Vision, Driven by Vision, won McNamara a 2009 Gemini Award for best documentary direction.
Markham is based in the Detroit/Windsor area. That's the team's background; where they were educated, where many of their film subjects resided. But still, think "faith based" in connection with Skate Canada and the name Barb MacDonald comes to mind.

We know when Jesus is in your heart, anything you do in your own self-interest, any commandments you break, any lies you sell - come "Jesus approved". Inside a particular type of Jesus-frame, lies become "protecting the people I love."

IOW, Jesus is license for ends justifying the means. As I recall, he was a big advocate of that in the New Testament. He must have been, because so many Barb types lie and cut corners in his name. Jesus was also a bit of an elitist. If WE do it for good reasons, Jesus understands. Jesus knows what it's like dealing with THOSE people (outsiders). Jesus is on certain people's sides. If you love Jesus, pretty much every idea you have must have been sent by Him, so proceed with (self) righteousness. 

I don't know. Some present-day Christians seem to believe being a Christian requires a whole lot less thought and is a whole lot easier than I used to believe Jesus meant to communicate.  I never thought of faith as a rubber stamp - have it and you've got a free pass. It never seemed to be the easy way out, but for a lot of people, it kind of greases the wheels.

Virtue and Moir participating in a documentary also once again calls into question how genuine their desire for privacy really is. How genuine is Tessa's desire for privacy?

In a prior post, the blog wondered if Tessa's extreme reticence in public (refusing to be seen on a bus, walking separately from Scott into any and all banquets, walking apart in corridors) reflected her ultra private nature or if it was more calculated - a desire to not devalue the product by letting people have it for free. Stay under wraps until even the most inoccuous candid goes up in price. Example - their book which contained a lot of unremarkable off-ice photos that Scott had never shown on his own facebook or in a profile picture. The photos in the book didn't prove they were a couple - they were of a figure skating team who were also friends, whose families were friends too  - off ice through the years. That's it. But we never saw these simple photos til they went on sale. All of the Jessica/Scott slobber was the stuff we got for free.  Here, have some more. No, I insist.

Scott's public "family" album and other albums when his "private" facebook was visible had no Virtues, no Tessa. Cody Hay - yeah! Have some Cody Hay. Tessa? Who's that?

When Scott and Tessa were called on it, Scott produced one "bus" candid from Finlandia (Tessa sitting next to him - dear God) and a semi-candid from the Audrey/Fred photo shoot for his facebook fan page. He hasn't, of course, shared any since. Maybe they're both still recovering from sharing that much.

Tessa has gone through much of this season being ridiculous. In Korea. In many interviews. But a documentary - no problem.

So what is it - a documentary documentary - or another Journey From Childhood Dream To Gold - i.e. - counterprogramming? A vehicle in which they use carefully edited realities to embed more of their fictitious narrative?

Their pattern has always been to throw fans a bone, tease the truth a bit before lowering the boom with massive sham. Going back to just prior to HPC 2009, their remarks about their Mahler program: "They're happy, they're in love, and it definitely came naturally." "just being in Paris makes us excited."

BOOM - Dominican photos.

"romantic trip to Monaco." "seriously, we're going to Monaco."

BOOM - hi - it's Alma - nope, not showing you Olympic or Worlds photos but LOOK who was REALLY in Monaco with Scott!! JESSICA!

And now recently:

"My idea of romance is someone you can laugh with and be completely yourself."

"Mine is that everyone has that other half you have to find in the world."

Fans: "Are they finally relaxing?"

BOOM.

That's why I know where my money's going.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Zachary Donohue shouldn't know more than William Thompson, CEO, Skate Canada



I mean no offense to FSU but it is entertainment, which includes for the participants. It's not some official representative body of some larger group called "The Fans".  They're some fans.

Still, it's interesting, the thread William Thompson felt required a response and those he ignored. And btw, great sense of humor on the guy. You never want people taking themselves too seriously.

Guys, you're in the lexicon


Don't know who they think Radcliffe is really with, but it's not a gay thing. There are too many mainstream celebrity and historical examples of now-established gay men with beards to reach for a couple of figure skaters.

The "Scott and Jessica" message has trailblazed by inflating simple misdirection into a massive public hoax simply to disguise a legitimate heterosexual relationship.

As Scott and Tessa won an Olympic gold medal, it's easy to assume they'd be remembered as ice dancers. But figure skating isn't mainstream, especially not in Canada. There were fans at Canadians who weren't sure who they were.

Perhaps among the general public his legacy is going to be "Scott Moir and Jessica Dube" =  shorthand for fake relationship to hide real straight romantic relationship. "Are they on the level or is it a Dube/Moir deal?"

It would be ironic but sort of fitting if Scott ended up more associated with Jessica's name than Tessa's. I'm sure everybody would love that.
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*If Skate Canada hadn't made a botch of their public relations and marketing of these two, as well as an overblown nightmare of the sham itself, there would be less chance of his and Tessa's skating accomplishments sliding into niche obscurity while "Scott Moir/Jessica Dube" was common usage.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Because, like China, the U.S.A. is a great figure skating nation


A reaction to the U.S. nationals by a discerning fan:

By the way, I've enjoyed watching "In the Tweet Seat" and "AT&T Athlete's Lounge" videos on icenetwork
 

from the Hilton HHonors Skate America Grand Prix



and Prudential United States Figure Skating Championships
 
also sponsored by Alka Seltzer Plus and Smuckers and supplied by United Airlines, Main Event Merchandise Group, and Event Video Company.
Doing so makes me totally pumped to venture over to Skatebuzz, check out Debbi's interviews,



  and maybe eat some KozyShack pudding. ;)
Proud sponsor of Skate Canada

Yes indeed. Still, it must be kind of handy to have a global hospitality company and an international airline as corporate partners.

OTOH, after a hard workout ... mmm, pudding.

Thoughts, William Thompson, Skate Canada CEO, former Olympic judge and member of fsu for many years?